nfl coaches 2014

Bruce Arians1--Arizona Cardinals

Mike Smith6--Atlanta Falcons

John Harbaugh6--Baltimore Raven

sDoug Marrone1--Buffalo Bills

Ron Rivera3--Carolina Panthers

Marc Trestman1--Chicago Bears

Marvin Lewis11--Cincinnati Bengals

Mike Pettine0--Cleveland Browns

Jason Garrett4--Dallas Cowboys

John Fox12--Denver Broncos

Jim Caldwell0--Detroit Lions

Mike McCarthy8--Green Bay Packers

Bill O'Brien0--Houston Texans

Chuck Pagano2--Indianapolis Colts

Gus Bradley1--Jacksonville Jaguars

Andy Reid15--Kansas City Chiefs

Joe Philbin2--Miami Dolphins

Mike Zimmer0--Minnesota Vikings

Bill Belichick19--New England Patriots

Sean Payton8--New Orleans Saints

Tom Coughlin18--New York Giants

Rex Ryan5--New York Jets

Tony Sparano4--Oakland Raiders

Chip Kelly1--Philadelphia Eagles

Mike Tomlin7--Pittsburgh Steelers

Mike McCoy1--San Diego Chargers

Jim Harbaugh3--San Francisco 49ers

Pete Carroll8--Seattle Seahawks

Jeff Fisher19--St. Louis Rams

Lovie Smith0--Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Ken Whisenhunt6--Tennessee Titans

Jay Gruden0--Washington Redskins

#WeHoHalloween

Lenny Hernandez ‏@LennyHernandez  15h

15 hours ago

Was asked if I was going to #WeHoHalloween this year... As fun as it has been in the past, I think my 3 years in a row is plenty enough

Okay, Lenny: a couple of responses from your old math teacher:

1) Don't be such a cunt! You either suffer from memory loss or character impersonation disorder.

If you DID have a good time the last three years, then, what? Too much fun? Lemme tell you, from someone just returning from the cemetery: No Such Thing As Too Much Fun, and you are going to get old and or die someday, so use one of these trite phrases and shift gears. 'Make hay while the sun shines,' or 'he that goes aborrowin' goes asorrowin'...'

And if you didn't like it and were just going along in order to get along, get a candle and sit with it a while. You may be much less fun than you present. No big problem. You just can't claim to be a big fan of events like #WeHoHalloween and catch no shit. Your choice? Your curse?

2) I fergit.

Get to the goddamn party, Lenny, IN COSTUME, and with the knowledge that all we have is today.

Namaste, person

DD

Great Shake Out Earthquake Drill Thursday Oct. 16, 2014 10:16 am PST

Great Shake Out Earthquake Drill Thursday Oct. 16, 2014 10:16 am PST

Here's one way to participate and help keep your family safe:

• Download audio and video "drill broadcast" recordings to play during your drill (Video versions have text captions).Drop, Cover, and Hold On: Have your members  Drop to the ground, take Cover under a table or desk, and Hold On to it as if a major earthquake were happening (stay down for at least 60 seconds). Practice now so you will immediately protect yourself during earthquakes! (See this page for what to do if in bed, outside, driving, in a tall building, or other situations.)  For people with disabilities or access and functional needs, download our preparedness guide (661 KB) PDF. 

• While still under the table, or wherever you are, look around and imagine what would happen in a major earthquake. What would fall on you or others? What would be damaged? What would life be like after? What will you do before the actual earthquake happens to reduce losses and quickly recover? 

• (Optional) Practice what you will do after the shaking stops.

After your drill is complete, have discussions about what was learned and incorporate these lessons into your disaster plan.

Great Shake Out Earthquake Drill Thursday Oct. 16, 2014 10:16 am PST

October 16, 10:16 a.m.:

FFL 2014

Well, we have completed another lap around the sun, and it is football time once again. And, though there are wars feared, trouble of every kind at home, and supplies are running low, this is what we attend to.

Yesterday's draft was uneventful, save apoplexy on the parts of the technically unfortunate, and ceaseless screams of abusive profanity from much of the rest of the league. Challenges were made, and lines drawn. There were squabbles. Some blood on the floor.

Time now for peace and bridge-rebuilding. As a league we need to come together and get back our real sense of community and closeness. With this intention I announce the 3rd annual Friendly Games, to be played at 9 hole Harbor Park G.C. sometime this Saturday. We've got four fivesomes cleared so there's even room for bench players.

Tentative groupings

(Please check spelling. Badges, T-shirts, hats, placecards, and media packs will use it.)

(more)

Grupo Uno

Assmaster

Cunting Men

Blow me for money

Cruising for Boyz

Kleigel Twinklenight

Group one

Big Suck

Lacks Sack

Bat Wing

Why go on sucking?

Lube Garage

1

Cunt cheese

Jets on my face

Horse Cunt

Jizz

Bull cock

1

Double Dildo

PTBNL

PTBNL

PTBNL

Wife

Thanks and see you all out there.

RSVP Cruising ASAP "A whole bunch of sixteen pussies."

Yours in brotherhood,

X

Fantasy Warm Up

Okay, my fantasy football league kicks in this weekend.

Arms dealers

Arms dealers

Let us again meditate on the words of Nick Cage, at the end of Lord of War:

"Though private arms dealers continue to thrive, the five largest arms suppliers are China, France, Russia, England, and the United States. They are also the five permanent members of the United Nations Security Council."
Just sayin'...

http://www.un.org/en/sc/members/

There is still great music. Rock on

"There is still very great music. There is still fantastic tuneage. Wonderful freaks are making wonderful music right now and forever."

Sorry, you caught me in my new meditation. It is spawned from an ongoing conversation I have with everyone born after 1976, apologizing for the sh--ty music they are expected to get excited about and spend time and money on. And this crap: Adam Levine as "rock star."

I come from a bygone era, fersher, but I miss the days when rock stars were too fringe to be included in People's SMA listage. Ancillary benefit #2 to living in the past: No People magazine, at all.

Namaste, y'all. And remember that there was and is a time when producers and performers of great music didn't coddle up to big business and big media in order to develop their brand. Can you imagine Robert Plant getting this attention forty years ago? No, of course not. He would be out making music and pissing people off. Numbers one and two on any rockers To Do list.

Adam Levine's ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ title sparks online backlash

Adam Levine has garnered the coveted title of People magazine's 2013 "Sexiest Man Alive." But for some, the news came as a bit of a shock and roused suggestions that other men are more fitting for the honor.

NEW YORK DAILY NEWS