Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Ancient Joke Slightly Updated


Ancient Joke Slightly Updated:

Q: How to you get to The Today Show?

A: Practice, practice.

A: ...or shit yourself on camera in the first minute of your career. This is yet another brick in the "nothing really matters" wall of life we are building minute by tedious minute with our tweets, posts, links, and updates. Our future broadcasters, as well as thinkers, planners, dreamers and workers are getting the message that results are incidental and that morals, skills, talent, dedication, loyalty, et al are just for the bio. Nobody cares. Nobody knows what helps you win, so just fuck off and have a blast whenever and however you can. Oh, wait.

Ancient Joke Slightly Updated

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